Nathan Ouellette
*shepard walks up*
Man: Wow... The great Commander Shepard... Come to do business?
Shepard: I'm here for war.
Man: Oh sure you are...
Shepard: I'M KIDDING. I'm here for your sister.
Man: To do business I need your ass on a leash in bed with me.
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